Archives for July 2011

Yahoo!

From Emma, age 11, North Carolina

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?

Look it up on yahoo!

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From Jeremiah, age 10, USA NC

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?

A rooster can not lay an egg!

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From Abbey, age 7, Australia

Why are soldiers so tired in April?

Because they had a long March!

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From Cliffyc, a reader, Cumbria, England

Why is it good that pigs don’t fly?

The price of bacon would go up!

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From Nicki, age 12, Florida

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing; it just waved!

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From Sofia, age 10, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love doctor.
I love doctor who?

Omg I’m gonna tell all my friends at school you love Doctor Who!

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