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Archives for July 2011

Santa Climb

From Lunden, age 9, U,S.A.

How did Santa climb up the chimney?

With his “claws”!
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Filed Under: Christmas

Tigger Looked

From Skyler, age 12, Mackinaw, Illinois

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

Scared Calendar

From Kassi, age 13, Wisconsin,USA

Why was the Calendar scared all the time?

His days were numbered!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

Hard Breakfast

From Jamie C, age 9, Stockport, Manchester, England

A man walked into a cafe and ordered,
“I would like to order one undercooked egg so it’s runny, and one overcooked egg do it’s hard and impossible to eat. I also want burnt toast, bacon a bit cold on one side, and butter straight from the fridge so it is impossible to spread”. The waiter said that it might be a bit difficult.
To which the man replied:

“It can’t be that difficult because that was exactly what you brought me yesterday!”
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Filed Under: What Did?

JokesByKids Gets Social!

Whew! Just added social sharing buttons to JokesByKids that let you share individual jokes via email, Twitter and Facebook.
Below each author’s byline (the one that says who submitted the joke, and where they live) is a row of buttons for sharing on various popular services. What goes on behind the curtain (so to speak) is that you are not actually sharing the URL you are currently visiting, but rather a unique URL that features ONLY that one joke.
Without getting into a lot of tech babble, this seemed like the best way to implement this, because otherwise if you are sending a friend to a category page (for example) there might be newer, different jokes there by the time your friend came to visit.
Make sense? Thanks for your feedback. I especially want to know if you think the layout or the buttons are confusing in any way!

Filed Under: What's New?

Gaga Wake

From Allison, age 12, San Diego, California

How do you wake Lady Gaga in the morning?

You poke her face! (Poker Face!!)
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Filed Under: People

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