Why did the troll step on two banana peels?
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He wanted a pair of slippers!
Wet Rain
What doesn’t get wet when it rains?
The sea!
Happy Hot Dog
What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I’M THE WIENER!
Chef Arrest
Why did the police arrest the chef?
Because he was caught beating an egg!
Laughing Harry
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
Sleepy Ape
Where does a baby ape sleep?
In an apricot!