When is a cook mean ?
Archives for January 2012
When he beats eggs and whips cream !
Best Present
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum….. u can’t beat it!
50 Heads
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!
Empty Classroom
Why does a teacher think of an empty classroom when he closes his eyes?
Because he can’t see his pupils!
Statue of Liberty
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
The General
Where does the General keep his armys?
In his sleeves!!!!!!