A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?
Archives for May 2013
It doesn’t take a genius to know fish sticks.
Are You a Dog?
Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No
me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
Slidin’
What is a rock slide’s favorite music?
Rock and Roll!
Doggone …
How did the dog come down the tree?
He barked at it
Stupid Mama
Yo Mama so stupid …
She thought seaweed was something fish smoke!
Stupid Mama
Yo Mama so stupid …
She tried to climb Mountain Dew!
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