I got my wife laser eye surgery for her birthday.
Archives for May 2013
She dumped me.
Stupid Mama
Yo Mama so stupid ….
She climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
Remember Me?
Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
See! You already forgot me!
Floor Talk
What did the rug say to the floor?
I’ve got you covered!
Mean Cuisine
Why are chefs mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
Reading Reptiles
What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
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