Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?
Baby Turtles?
Because he wanted to see the Sandy Egg Kazoo (San Diego Zoo)
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Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?
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