What did the ghost keep under his basement?
Archives for October 2013
Whines (wines) and spirits!
Cats and Dogs
A dog walks into a cats-only club. The cats begin to chase her and all of the cats are male. Then one of the cats crosses out “cats only” and adds the dog’s name – why?
Because the dog was so cute they all fell in love so they were trying to ask her out on a date!
Hairy Mama
Yo Mama so hairy …
She made monkeys look bald!
His Beard?
What does Santa clean with?
A brrrrrrrroom!
Love Me Tender …
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the animal shelter?
You ain’t nothing but a pound dog!
Fat Mama
Yo Mama so fat…
She gave Dracula diabetes!
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