Dinosaur Jokes

From Eric S., age 15, Olney, Maryland

What do you call a dinosaur who gives long lectures?

A Tyrano-bore-us!

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From Biggie, age 12, Bradford, England

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Do you think it saurus? (saw us)

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From Muhammad, age 11, Singapore

What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything in sight?

A Tyrannosaurus wrecks!!
(Rex)

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From Katelyn B., age 6, Brisbane, Australia

What do you call a dinosaur who knows the English language really well?

A thesaurus!!

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From Scotsburn, age 6, Saskatchewan, Canada

What is as big as a brachiosaurus and weighs nothing?

His shadow!

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From Christopher, in Aussi Di's year 5/6 class, Australia

What was the most flexible dinosaur?

Tyrannosaurus Flex!

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