What is as big as a brachiosaurus and weighs nothing?
His shadow!
Dinosaur Jokes
What was the most flexible dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Flex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t around then!
What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex!
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Dino-mite.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles
