What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A Dinosaucer
Dinosaur Jokes
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink! (Extinct)
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card!
What dinosaur was a photographer?
A camrasaurus!
