Dinosaur Jokes

From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!

Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)

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From Anonymous

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

Try Sara’s Tops

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From Chris, 8 years old, Ontario, Canada

What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?

Apatosaurus!

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From AbbyBaby, 8 years old, Jackson, WY

Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

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From Michael, a reader, NY

What do you call a dinosaur who is very interested in physics?

Velocityraptor!

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From Tonya, age 9, Murriville, Georgia

How did the scientist find the dinosaur princess?

He followed the dinosaur prints!! (prince)

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