Dinosaur Jokes

From Eli, age 8, Wisconsin, USA

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?

Anything you want. It can’t hear you!

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

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From Leah, 9 years old, Paris, France

What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?

Dinosnore!

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From Mr. Young, a teacher, Newtown, Pennsylvania

What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?

Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)

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From Erica, 8 years old, San Diego

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

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From CARRIE, age 10, VACAVILLE CALIFORNIA

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?

Trom-BONE!

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