Doctor Jokes

From Roynan, age 8, Auckland, New Zealand

HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!

Just a minute!

Please wait...

From Anna A., 10 years old, United States

A nurse tells a doctor, “Doc, there’s a man out there who thinks he’s invisible.”

The doctor says “Tell him to wait, I can’t see him right now!”

Please wait...

From Brielle, age 11, Windsor, England

A lady went to the doctor and said, “Docter! Doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!”

The doctor said, “Well lady your finger is broken!’

Please wait...

From Victoria, 8 years old, Mosgeil

Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a curtain!

Well, pull your self together!

Please wait...

From Kelsey H., age 8, USA

MOTHER: Doctor,my baby just swallowed a pen!
DOCTOR: I’ll come right over!
MOTHER: But what should I do until you get here?

DOCTOR:Use a pencil!

Please wait...

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS

Doctor, Doctor! No one pays attention to me!

I’m sorry. What did you say?

Please wait...