Doctor Jokes

From JojoBeans , 13 years old, Paris, France

What did the doctor say to the archer?

You need a good shot!

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From Jordyn, 10 years old, Sioux Center, Iowa

Bob: Doctor, I think I broke my butt.

Doctor: Why?

Because this one has a crack in it!

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From Clayton, 10 years old, America

Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?

To wake up the sleeping pills!

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From Soren Lord, 8 years old, Guernsey

Why was the doctor mad?

Because he had no patients!

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From Pablo Barron, 9 years old, Texas

Doctor: So, what brought you here?

Patient: An ambulance, why?

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From Thomas, 10 years old

Wife: Doctor! Doctor! My husband’s in a terrible state!

Doctor: Kansas isn’t that bad of a state.

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