A nurse goes into the doctor’s office and say, “Doctor, there’s a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”
Doctor Jokes
“I’m busy” says the doctor .”Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Person: Doctor, Doctor, my sister thinks she is a lift (elevator).
Doctor: Well, I can’t check her out on this floor.
Why can’t a doctor ever get angry?
He has a lot of patients.
Person: Doctor,doctor I need you!
Doctor: What’s the problem?
Person: I think I’m a moth.
Doctor: You don’t need me. You need a psychiatrist.
Person: I know.
Doctor: So why did you come here?
Person: The light was on!
Doctor,doctor I feel like a bee!
BUZZ OFF ,can’t you see I am busy?
Patient: Doctor, doctor come quickly , my son just swallowed a pen!
Doctor : Use a pencil till I get there !
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