“Doctor, Doctor! I woke up this morning feeling like a tepee. Later I felt like a wigwam. What is wrong with me?”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the doctor leave his office?
Patient: Doctor, my neck hurts every morning.
Doctor: Well, what do you do every morning?
Patient:I milk the cows, and then they do something.
Doctor: What do they do?
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
MOTHER: Doctor,my baby just swallowed a pen!
DOCTOR: I’ll come right over!
MOTHER: But what should I do until you get here?