Doctor Jokes

From Pal, age 9, California,United States

Patient:Docter my ears are ringing!

Doctor:Then answer it!

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From Mayank , 10 years old, Nepal

A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?

“No worries, I have got some cream for that”

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From Daniel Parfenov, 11 years old, Amsterdam, The Netherlands

How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?

When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)

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From Jessica, age 10, Canary Islands, Lanzarote

Doctor, Doctor! My baby just swallowed a bullet!

Doc: “Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

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From Cooper, 9 years old, Calgary

What did the doctor say to the window?

Have any new panes (pains)?

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From Monique, age 10, N.C

What do musicians use to clean their hands?

BAND sanitizer!

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