Doctor Jokes

From Chloe, 10 years old, England

Doctor, doctor! My son has a pencil stuck up his nose!

Then use a pen until I get there!

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From Michael R., age 10, Australia

“Doctor! Doctor!Please help me. Everyone keeps on ignoring me.”

“Next please.”

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From Kayla, age 12, Augusta,Maine

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crummy!

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From Alexis, 11 years old, New York

What did the doctor banana say to the patient banana?

How are you peeling today?

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From Pal, age 9, California,United States

Patient:Docter my ears are ringing!

Doctor:Then answer it!

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From Daniel Parfenov, 11 years old, Amsterdam, The Netherlands

How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?

When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)

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