Doctor Jokes

From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

You like that show too!?

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From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia

Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?

Nothing.

Please wait...

From Emma W, age 17, England

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

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From Shogan, age 11, England

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Pull ya self together!

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From Joseph, 10 years old, Derry, New Hampshire

The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”

The patient responds, “An ambulance!”

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From Nehal, age 11, Canada

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?

Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.

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