Doctor Jokes

From Amer Azad, 9 years old, Florida

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

To the dock-ter!

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From Dj Awesome, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?

“He wasn’t very patient patient.”

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From Haydee, a parent, Florida

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What happened when the eye doctor fell into his lens grinder?

He made a spectacle of himself!

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From JojoBeans , 13 years old, Paris, France

What did the doctor say to the archer?

You need a good shot!

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From Jordyn, 10 years old, Sioux Center, Iowa

Bob: Doctor, I think I broke my butt.

Doctor: Why?

Because this one has a crack in it!

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