Elephant Jokes

From Kirsten, 9 years old, Georgia

Why did the elephant decide not to move?

Because he could not lift his trunk!

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From Madison, 13 years old, U.S

What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant’s shadow!

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From Katlin, age 9, Claremont,California

What do you call an Elephant who can’t add?

DUMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From Jadeypoo, age 11, Falmouth, England

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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From Eeyore, age 11, USA

Why was the elephant afraid of the computer??

Because of the mouse!

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From Brooke, age 11, U.S.A

What is invisible and smells like peanuts!!!!!!????

Elephant Farts!

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