Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant break the bottle?
Because he wanted to get out!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
How do you know if an elephant is sleeping over ?
He will have his bags in his trunk!!
Why couldn’t the elephant fly?
Because the airline lost his trunk.
What did the elephant do when he broke his toe and couldn’t walk?
He called a tow (toe) truck!
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