Food Jokes

From Natalie, age 10, Canada

Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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From Khushi, age 10, India,Shillong

What looks like half an apple?

The other half.

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From Mj2, age 12, LA,California

What did the mustard say to the ketchup when it was left behind?

Don’t worry I will ketch-up!

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From Annamia, 9 years old, America,GA

Where is a frog’s favorite place to eat?

ihop!

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From Sadi, age 9, Texas

What did the ham say to the turkey?

YOU’RE LOOKING MEATY FINE TODAY!!!

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From Kiana Holmes, 8 years old, Florida

What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?

An astro-nut!

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