Food Jokes

From Kiana Holmes, 8 years old, Florida

What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?

An astro-nut!

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From Kyle, 9 years old, Canada

What did the one nut say to the nut?

Cashew later!

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From RJ, 11 years old, Maryland

What do you serve but never eat?

A tennis ball!

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From Alex, 13 years old, Africa

Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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From Pragya, 8 years old, Illinois

Why couldn’t you eat the pear?

Because it was a pair of socks!

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

What did the salad say to the fruit?

You look grape today!

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