Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
Food Jokes
What is green and comes on a bun?
A Ham-booger!!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?
because she couldn’t make up her mind!
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
What kind of veggie cares about you?
A care-it! (carrot)
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