Why does the egg go to the doctor?
He can’t stop cracking up!
Food Jokes
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
What is the left side of an apple?
The side that hasn’t been eaten!
In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”
What happens when you throw margarine?
It turns into a butter-fly!!
Once there were three people who were on an airplane; one had an apple; one had a banana, and one had a bomb. The flight attendant came around and said, “You can’t have those items!” So they all threw their items out the window.
When they got off the plane they saw a kid crying. They asked why he was crying, and he said, “My dog got killed from a banana falling from the sky.” They moved on and saw another kid crying. They asked, “Why are you crying?” He said, “My cat got killed from an apple falling from the sky.” So they moved on and saw a kid laughing, and they asked, “Why are you laughing?”, and he said “I farted and the building behind me blew up!”
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