Food Jokes

From Clairbear, age 12, Montana

I took a prune to the prom. Why?

I couldn’t find a date!

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From Hayden Escobar, 9 years old, Orange County

What do you get when you cross corn with jokes?

A corny joke!

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From Camryn S, 10 years old, New York

Why did the orange lose the race?

HE RAN OUT OF JUICE!

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From Madelyn G, 12 years old, Pensylvania

What’s the only kind of bagel that can fly?

A plane bagel!

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From Zach G., 8 years old, Columbus, Ohio

A ham sandwich walks into a bar…

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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From Alei, 10 years old, Livermore,California

Where do you go on red and stop on green?

A watermelon!

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