Food Jokes

From Mercedes, age 11, Mt. Olive, Illinois

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crumby!

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From Cory, a parent, United States

Why did the tortilla chips start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa!

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From Sophia, 8 years old, Gainsville

What did the salad dressing say to the salad?

Don’t look at me I’m dressing!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Sydney, age 8, Hamilton, New Zealand

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!

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From Alexis, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

What kind of jokes do veggies like?

Corny ones!

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