What did the pea say to the other pea?
Nice to pea-t you!
Food Jokes
How tough is the meat in the school cafeteria?
It just challenged me to a fight after school!
What do you call an egg that’s moving?
An egg roll!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup when it was left behind?
Don’t worry I will ketch-up!
