Where do strawberries play their saxophones?
At jam sessions!
Food Jokes
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
What is green and comes on a bun?
A Ham-booger!!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
