Food Jokes

From Lauren, age 8, San Antonio, Texas

What kind of veggie does care about you>

A care-it!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

Where is a fly’s favorite place to take a girl to eat at?

TGI Flydays!!!

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From Rachael, age 11, Billingham

What vitamin helps you to see?

Vitamin C!

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From Kobi, age 11, McDonough, Georgia

What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Laffy Taffy

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From Julio F., New york.

What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!!

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From Tug, 8 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Did the hot dog win the race?

No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!

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