Food Jokes

From Erielle, 3 years old,

What do coats like to drink?

Coat-la-cola

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From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

Waitress: Do you like your food?

Mr. Limo: It tastes funny.

Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?

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From Sydney and Summer, MN USA

What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?

Jammed!!

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From Abdullah Shaikh, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?

An ear of corn!

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From Sophie, age 9, Austin, Texas

Where do you stop on green and go on red?

A watermelon!

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From Kiara, age 10, Pittsburgh, Pa

What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?

Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!

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