Food Jokes

From Malfoy, age 9, London, England

What do the sun and moon usually argue about?

Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!

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From Sarah, age 8, Brisbane(AUSTRALIA)

Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?

because she couldn’t make up her mind!

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From Rachel P, age 8, USA

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!

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From Fionna, age 3, London

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

Limp-biscuit!

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From Abdurrafae Abdul Ghani Serang, age 12, India, Mumbai

Name the witch who lives in the desert…

Sandwitch!

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From Janae, age 10, Arkansas

What do you call a nice french fry?

A sweet potato!

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