Food Jokes

From Zach G., 8 years old, Columbus, Ohio

A ham sandwich walks into a bar…

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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From Alei, 10 years old, Livermore,California

Where do you go on red and stop on green?

A watermelon!

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From Erielle, 3 years old,

What do coats like to drink?

Coat-la-cola

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From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

Waitress: Do you like your food?

Mr. Limo: It tastes funny.

Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?

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From Sydney and Summer, MN USA

What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?

Jammed!!

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From Abdullah Shaikh, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?

An ear of corn!

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