Food Jokes

From Noah, age 6, New Jersey

What is green and comes on a bun?

A Ham-booger!!

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From Becca and Chritian, age 17, China

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)

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From Sarah, age 8, Brisbane(AUSTRALIA)

Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?

because she couldn’t make up her mind!

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From Ayana, 9 years old, Dubai

What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?

Nice to MEAT you!

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From Laiqa, 9 years old, Malaysia

What kind of veggie cares about you?

A care-it! (carrot)

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From Christian, 9 years old, Maryland

What did the pea say to the other pea?

Nice to pea-t you!

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