Food Jokes

From Alex, 13 years old, Africa

Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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From Pragya, 8 years old, Illinois

Why couldn’t you eat the pear?

Because it was a pair of socks!

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

What did the salad say to the fruit?

You look grape today!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What is one kind of food that speaks a language?

An English muffin!

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From Rachel , 11 years old, Ireland

Why are chefs so cruel?

Because they whip cream and beat eggs!

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From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta (imposter)!

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