What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?
“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”
Food Jokes
How do you spell candy with only two letters?
C and Y!
What types of candy goes to school?
Nerds, Smarties, and Dum Dums!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Catsup! (Catch up!)
Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
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