Food Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Who invented spaghetti?

Someone who used his noodle!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

How do you make a egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk!!

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?

Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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From Ella, 7 years old, Brighouse

What pie can fly?

A magpie!

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From Hannah, 14 years old, Caledonia, MS

What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?

Pizza Shut.

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Michigan

What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?

“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”

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