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Health and Body

From Kobi, age 11, McDonough, Georgia

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter!
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From Emma, 9 years old, Schertz, Texas

Why do babies drool?

Because they don’t know how to spit!
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From Levi, 3 years old

What illness do martial artists get?

Kung flu!
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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?

To a drill sergeant!
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Filed Under: Health and Body, People

From Kristen, 11 years old, USA

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?

Don’t worry, he’s all right now!
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From RJ, 13 years old, Maryland

Wanna hear a joke about amnesia?

Never mind. I forgot it.
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