Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?
The living room!
There are four houses. A green one, a blue one, a red one, and a white one. In the green house lives a green man, a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of the United States!
There is a one-story house. In it is a chair, a stove, a kitchen and a living room. Where are the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one-story house.
Why did the scientists have to stay at the mathmetician’s house?
He was serving pi!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Which pets are always lying around the house?
Carpets!
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