There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
There is a man who lives in a one-story house, and everything in it is pink. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs. It’s a one-story house!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Too bad I’m still working on it!
What does my dad use a smoke detector for?
To tell me when dinner is ready!
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You are too young to smoke!
How do you turn on the light in a room with a broken light switch?
By fixing it!
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