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From Momo, Age 10, Jupiter

There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?

What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Miscellaneous

From The Dabmaster, 9 years old, Iowa

There is a man who lives in a one-story house, and everything in it is pink. What color are the stairs?

There are no stairs. It’s a one-story house!
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Filed Under: Home and House

From Lawrence, 11 years old, California

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Too bad I’m still working on it!
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Filed Under: Home and House

From Lawrence, 11 years old

What does my dad use a smoke detector for?

To tell me when dinner is ready!
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Filed Under: Home and House

From Jayam Sharma, 8 years old, India.

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You are too young to smoke!
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Filed Under: Health and Body, Home and House

From Afiyah Shaikh, 10 years old, Saudi Arabia

How do you turn on the light in a room with a broken light switch?

By fixing it!
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Filed Under: Home and House

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