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From Jack, 11 years old, USA

What’s a dog’s favorite part of the house?

The woof!
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Filed Under: Dog, Home and House

From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?

He used a candle to make light!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Riddles

From Lyndsi, 11 years old, Louisiana

If the red house is on the right and the green is on the left ,where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Riddles

From Laurens, age 7, Toledo,OH,USA

Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?

The living room!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Zombie

From Sarah , age 9, Sacramento, California

What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?

All kinds, houses can’t jump!
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Filed Under: Animal, Home and House

From Seba, age 9, USA

Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?

The living room!
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Filed Under: Halloween, Home and House, Zombie

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