A mushroom walked into a guy’s birthday party. The dude said, “Hey, you can’t come in here!”
The mushroom said:
“Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
Kids Jokes
What do you call someone with no shin?
Tony! (toe knee!)
Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?
So he could make a clean getaway!
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
He was making up for a bad summer!
What did the mat say to the floor?
Don’t worry I’ve got you covered.
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