Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
Kids Jokes
What wobbles when it flies?
A jelly copter!
What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”
THEN, IT HIT ME!
What did the ‘mother rope’ say to the ‘baby rope’?
Don’t be KNOTTY !
If your world is spinning round and round, and heart is beating fast, do you think its love?
No! It’s called high blood pressure!
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