Why was the broom late for school?
Because he over swept!
Kids Jokes
What starts with a t, ends with t, and is full of t?
Teapot!
What’s black and white rolling down a hill?
A newspaper!
A mushroom walked into a guy’s birthday party. The dude said, “Hey, you can’t come in here!”
The mushroom said:
“Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What do you call someone with no shin?
Tony! (toe knee!)
Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?
So he could make a clean getaway!
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