Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
He was making up for a bad summer!
Kids Jokes
What did the mat say to the floor?
Don’t worry I’ve got you covered.
Why did the orange get half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
Why was the note book weeping?
Becuase it’s pages kept tearing.
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
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