A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
Kids Jokes
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.
Where do snowmen keep there money?
In snow banks!
There were three men. One was a baseball player. He said, “I don’t like baseball. It is too much work.” So he threw the baseball out the window. The other man was a football player, he said, “I don’t like football any more,” so he threw the football out the window. The last man was in the army. He said, “I don’t like the army anymore.” He threw a grenade out the window. After a little while, the baseball player was walking and saw a little girl crying. He said, “What is wrong?” She said, “I got hit with a baseball!” And the football player saw a little boy crying. He asked, “What is wrong?” The boy said he got hit with a football. Then the army person was walking and saw two little kids laughing and asked them what was so funny.
They said, “My dad farted and the house blew up!”
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