Why did the kid take a broom to bed?
To sweep!
Kids Jokes
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
My new bike is…
wheely great!
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.
My yo-yo? It never came back.
– courtesy of James Patterson
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?
Emma: Zoe, I am ashamed of you, you forgot my name already!
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