What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?
Kids Jokes
Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
Why did the kid cross the pool?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the kid take a broom to bed?
To sweep!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
My new bike is…
wheely great!
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.
My yo-yo? It never came back.
– courtesy of James Patterson
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