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From Arsh, 10 years old, Islamabad, Pakistan

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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From Eiman, 9 years old, USA

Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?

Emma: Zoe, I am ashamed of you, you forgot my name already!
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From Els, 8 years old, Denver, CO

Can I tell you a joke?

I’M JOKING!!!!!!!
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From M.A.C., 11 years old, Philippines

Naughty kid calls on the phone.
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: Yes
Kid: Is it running?
Man: Yes
Kid: Hold it or it might run away
…later…
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: No

Kid: Didn’t I tell you to hold it?
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From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Why did the little girl run away?

She was told that a contest was being held and the winner is who ran the farthest without stopping!
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From Vinni, 12 years old, India

A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”

“Wrong number” she replied.
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