What do they call a car that gets arrested?
A cariminal!
Kids Jokes
Why did the baseball player bring his bat to the library?
Because his teacher told him to hit the books!
If you go in the bathroom and you’re American and you come out of the bathroom and you’re American. what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re Russian and European!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look, I’m changing!”
What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?
His breath!
What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?
Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!
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