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From Suzie, age 12, USA

Why did the baseball player bring his bat to the library?

Because his teacher told him to hit the books!
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From Tessa, age 11, Rusk, Texas

If you go in the bathroom and you’re American and you come out of the bathroom and you’re American. what are you when you’re in the bathroom?

You’re Russian and European!
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From Mimi, age 9, Wilmiton North Carolina

What did the traffic light say to the car?

“Don’t look, I’m changing!”
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From Max C, age 10, London,England

What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?

His breath!
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From Cookie, age 9, Wales

What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!
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From Shawn 'the man" Quek, age 6, BeiJing, China

What game do crocodiles play?

Snap!
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