What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?
His breath!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Max C, age 10, London,England
What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?
From Cookie, age 9, Wales
What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?
From Shawn 'the man" Quek, age 6, BeiJing, China
What game do crocodiles play?
From Porky, age 12
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
From Kaliana, age 10, Kansas, Fort Riley
What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?
From Zoey, age 12, Germany
How do you get a pumpkin to turn into another vegetable?

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