Kids Jokes

From Eliza, age 9, indiana

Imagine you are in an ocean of quicksand, surrounded by sharks.How do you escape?

STOP IMAGINING!!

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From Lewis, age 9, London

What did the robot say to the petrol pump?

Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.

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From DJ EJ, age 14, California

What color is a burp?

Burple!

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From Palmer, age 16, North Dakota

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

He woke up!

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From Precious, age 11, USA

What do you call a kid who naps a lot?

A kidnapper! Call the police!

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From Darby, age 13, St.Louis,Mo

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leslie.
Leslie Who?

Leslie who runs the fastest?

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