What did the robot say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.
Kids Jokes
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up!
What do you call a kid who naps a lot?
A kidnapper! Call the police!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leslie.
Leslie Who?
Leslie who runs the fastest?
There was a girl and she was going to church and her grandmother told her to be good. After church the girl’s grandmother asked her “Were you good today?” the girl said,
“Yes, because when a man came by with a plate full of money, I said no thank you!”
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