Kids Jokes

From Kyla, age 8, New Zealand

Is your engine running?

Better go catch it!

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From Kira, age 8, Utah

What kind of shoes do spies wear?

Sneakers.

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From Neetika, age 3, Paris

Which is the smallest gate in the world?

Colgate!

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From Harrah, age 10, Phillipines

Teacher: Who can tell me what is of great importance today that did not exist forty years ago?

Student:Me!

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From Jaxon, age 7, Williamsburg, VA USA

What’s a mouses favorite state?

Swissconsin!

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From Annika, age 9, Swifts Creek

What do you get when you cross a teacher and
a vampire?

Lots of blood tests!

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