What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
Kids Jokes
Why do trains smell ?
Because they toot a lot!
What do you call someone with no shin?
Tony! (toe knee!)
My brain feels mushy.
That’s a good thing. If your brain was hard, nothing could go in or out.
What is not enough for 1, just right for 2, but too much for 3?
A secret!
Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”
“Then what holds up your roof?”
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