Math Jokes

From Anonymous, age 14, New Orleans

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 ATE 9!

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From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

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From Tom, age 16, Cleveland, Ohio

What did the tree say to the mathematician?

Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)

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From Re33, 3 years old, T Land

Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!

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From Charline, Glasgow,Scotland

What snake does a math teacher like?

An Adder!

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From Shay, age 12, Australia

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

None; they’re all copy cats!

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