Math Jokes

From Nick, age 15, Lisbon, Portugal

How many men were born in 1996?

None, just babies were born!!

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From Utkarsh, age 12, India,haryana,Gugaon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ?

Because 7 8 9!

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From Chuy, 9 years old, USA

What geometrical figure is shaped like a lost parrot?

A polygon!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?

The number nine [9] becomes six [6]!

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From Tori, 11 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

How do you make seven even without subtracting, adding, multiplying or dividing?

Remove the “s”!

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From Ani Ranstrom, 10 years old, CO

What did one math book say to the other?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a lot of problems!

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