Math Jokes

From Levi miller, 8 years old, Utah

What’s a card games favoite Spanish number?

UNO!

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From Jesus Modnoc, 3 years old, Minsk, Russia

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

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From Horan, 7 years old, United Kingdom

Why six is afraid of seven?

Because seven eight (ate) nine!

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From Aleena, 9 years old, Canada

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Beacause, seven ate nine. (7, 8, 9)

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From Alan, 12 years old, France

Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?

I don’t understand either of them!

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From Jeremiah, 14 years old, Wyoming

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.

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