What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
Animal Jokes
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?
You get Sandy Paws.
A bear walked into a bar and said to the man, “Can I get a ……….. Drink please?” and the man said……,
Why the big paws?
Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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