What did the buffalo say to it’s son
Bye son!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer!
Where did the mouse get his tail fixed?
At the re-tail shop
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
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