Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Animal Jokes
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How do you know cows are lost?
No one has herd them!
Where did the rabbit go for breakfast
I Hop!
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