Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?
“This is cat-astrophic!”
Why did the horse move?
To find a better naaayyborhood!
If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?
New Hamster!
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