Animal Jokes

From Madey, age 10, OK

What is tall, and has to do with cars and jam?

A Giraffic jam!

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From Jade, age 6, England

What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?

A CODFATHER!

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Chandler, AZ, USA

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A jump rope!

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From Nicochico

Why don’t deer have uncles?

Because they only have antlers.

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From Matthew, age 9, England

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

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From Cooper Marvin, 7 years old, Farmington Hills, Michigan

Why did two houses have two horses?

Because they were neighhhh-bors.

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